Michael Caine has won two Academy Awards. From Alfie to Hannah and Her Sisters, he has brought unparalleled charm, grace, and wit to innumerable roles, and hell, the man has even been knighted. But he’s also done Jaws: The Revenge.

Painful as it is to admit, these old, tired eyes have watched Cobra at least two dozen times.

Bennett is more than iconic; he’s the most representative sample of the entire 80’s Action ethos in the history of the screen

“You believe in Jesus?” By god he does. And how. A cross to tell the world that while he’s raping, robbing, and selling smack to the neighborhood

He is a leader of men. The pied piper of murderous psychopaths. A figure of near-legendary charisma and charm. He is Fraker. The only human being in the history of planet earth to unite the races in a common cause.

I can hear it now. For the inaugural induction into the Ruthless 80s Action Hall of Fame, you choose some marginal figure, while ignoring Charles Bronson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sly Stallone? All worthy candidates, of course