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AIR DISASTER THE MUSICAL

“I rely on God…I rely on God…I rely on God.”

By Matt Cale: February 11, 2009
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A NATION OF CHEAPSKATES

If you’re the sort of person who would drive for an hour, wait in line for three more, and stuff yourself in the middle of a shower-free holocaust…

By Matt Cale: February 5, 2009
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THINGS THAT GO BUMP ON THE SHAFT

Maybe people wouldn’t hate Jews so much if they didn’t instantly associate them with penile mutilation.

By Wax: February 3, 2009
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PARTNERSHIP FOR A BABY FREE AMERICA

Nadya Suleman must die. Not tomorrow, not six months from now, and certainly not in a time frame that would allow her to give birth again.

By Matt Cale: February 2, 2009
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Malawi Story

I work as a physician in the United States. At the time of this story, I was a medical student volunteering in Malawi.

By Alex K.: January 23, 2009
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THE ABCS OF PROSTITUTION

Love: If it existed, you wouldn’t be here.

By Matt Cale: January 23, 2009
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OSCAR NOMINATIONS 2009

We once again stand toe to toe with the only thing Tinseltown ever really cares about: the Jews.

By Matt Cale: January 22, 2009
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CALE’S 10 BEST FILMS OF 2008

A brutally depressing documentary that not even my hard heart could refuse.

By Matt Cale: January 4, 2009
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CALE’S 10 WORST FILMS OF 2008

Forget the grade school pageant acting, or the insidious Chick-fil-A propaganda…

By Matt Cale: January 2, 2009
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THE ABCS OF HARD DRUGS

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

By Chester: December 12, 2008