All Eyez on Me

Film Title

All Eyez on Me

Synopsis

The hologram is finally extinguished

Director

Bennie Boom

Cast

Demetrius Shipp Jr.
Danai Gurira
Kat Graham
Jamal Woolard
Annie Ilonzeh

All Eyez On Me 2 hrs 20 minutes, Rated R for Titties, Hoes, and Gangsta Shit Is This Film Worth My Time? Its maybe worth a Netflix viewing if you’re not familiar with West Coast Gangsta Rap. Its a good musical primer to Tupac’s major hits. West Coast Represent: Tupac was from West Oakland, pre-gentrification. […]

THE ABCs OF REDNECK CULTURE

A-Frame-Since the Redneck either doesn’t have a garage, or it is filled to the brim with hunting gear, duck decoys and other essentials, this contraption for auto and pickup truck maintenance just might be in his front yard in all its grimy glory. Better still it could be in the back as pictured below. Vehicles […]

Villain (1971)

Film Title

Villain (1971)

Synopsis

When a heist goes wrong, the vicious and sadistic Vic tries to pull the loose ends together no matter what the obstacles.

Director

Michael Tuchner

Cast

Richard Burton
Ian McShane
Nigel Davenport
Donald Sinden
Fiona Lewis
T.P. McKenna
Joss Ackland
Cathleen Nesbitt

Villain (1971) How about an obscure British movie starring the great Richard Burton and fantastic (and very young) Ian McShane? Never heard of it? Me either, but if you can catch a copy of this somehow, you won’t be sorry. Burton plays the sadistic and murderous gang-leader Vic Dakin. Vic has a few issues and […]

The Road Warrior (1981)

Film Title

The Road Warrior (1981)

Synopsis

In a dystopian, post-apocalyptic world, they don’t need the girl, and nothing escapes.

Director

George Miller

Cast

Mel Gibson
Bruce Spence
Vernon Wells
Max Phipps
Emil Minty
Michael Preston
Virginia Hey
William Zappa
Kjell Nillson

The Road Warrior (1981). I have no explanation as to why this movie is not in the Ruthless Reviews Movie Archive. Jonny or Matt probably reviewed it and it just somehow didn’t make it over in the 2006 reboot of the site. No matter, a movie of this importance I must review, and of course […]

Wind River

Film Title

Wind River

Synopsis

A hunter and an FBI agent show tribal police how to solve murders.

Director

Taylor Sheridan

Cast

Jeremy Renner
Elizabeth Olsen
Graham Greene
Gil Birmingham
Kelsey Asbille
Jon Bernthal

The Great White Hunter The last shot of the movie Wind River has a title card stating that no data is kept tracking the number of missing Native American girls. This is a strange way to end a movie that isn’t about missing girls, but is about solving the murder of a Native American girl. […]

Masters of the Universe (1987)

Film Title

Masters of the Universe (1987)

Synopsis

He-Man Dolph battles Skeletor for control of the universe.

Director

Gary Goddard

Cast

Dolph Lungren
Frank Langella
Meg Foster
Billy Barty
Courtney Cox
Chelsea Field
James Tolkan

Masters of the Universe (1987) is not really considered an 80’s Action movie except for the overwhelming presence of one Dolph Lundgren. This puts things over the top and into perspective. Like Arnold, Dolph is Adonis, a God, and must be treated as such. The movie sucked at the time, but there were several great […]

THE DARK TOWER: Sorry Stephen King, you are just wrong.

Film Title

The Dark Tower

Synopsis

This is The Dark Tower for Dummies

Director

Nikolaj Arcel

Cast

Jake Chambers-Tom Taylor
Roland Deschain-Idris Elba
Man In Black-Matthew McConaughey
Laurie Chambers-Katheryn Winnick
Dennis Haysbert-Steven Deschain

In regards to THE DARK TOWER, I think that Stephen King is becoming more deluded and less picky as he grows older. The author, who hated the film adaptation of THE SHINING, (he had some good points) has, incredibly, given the recent dim and dismal adaptation his blessing. This, from a man who called THE […]

The Dark Tower

Film Title

The Dark Tower

Synopsis

A kinda, sorta, vague adaptation of bits and pieces of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series.

Director

Nikolaj Arcel

Cast

Idris Elba
Matthew McConaughey
Tom Taylor
Jackie Earle Haley
Abbey Lee Kershaw

Adapt at your own risk. Let’s just get this out of the way right now. If you are a fan of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series, at the very least, you are probably going to be disappointed in the movie The Dark Tower. At the very most, you’re going to be pissed off for […]

The Emoji Movie

Film Title

The Emoji Movie

Synopsis

The best proof yet that our species is nothing more than a waste of a good meteor.

Director

Tony Leondis

Cast

T.J. Miller
Steven Wright
Beelzebub
The death of all hope
Patrick Stewart

Editor’s Note: Sometimes we request that our writers do horrible things. Sometimes they actually do them. The Emoji Movie is rated 1.5/10.0 at IMDB and has a score of 12/100 from Metacritic. Al actually watched and reviewed this awful movie. It’s around twenty minutes into the feature and I feel the panic begin to set […]

Atomic Blonde

Film Title

Atomic Blonde

Synopsis

An MI6 agent is tasked with Ethan Hunt’s first mission while set to awful music.

Director

David Leitch

Cast

Charlize Theron
James McAvoy
John Goodman
Sofia Boutella
Eddie Marsan
Toby Jones
James Faulkner
Roland Miller

Confusion and breasts. It’s not often that I’m completely confused by my feelings for a movie, but Atomic Blonde is one of those instances. My immediate reaction at the end of the movie was “I think I liked it? Maybe?” It definitely had elements I liked and there weren’t any obvious (at least to me) […]

Dunkirk

Film Title

Dunkirk

Synopsis

Dunkirk.

Director

Christopher Nolan

Cast

Fionn Whitehead
Harry Styles
Kenneth Branagh
Tom Hardy
Jack Lowden
Mark Rylance
Tom Glynn-Carney
Cillian Murphy
Barry Keoghan

The war-iest of war movies. We’ve all seen what Christopher Nolan is capable of and it’s almost always been fantastic. We’re at a point now where “Directed by Christopher Nolan” is all that needs to be said to peak interest in a new movie. In other words, the opposite of “Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.” […]