The Martian is the denouement of the statistics-driven model of modern studio film-making. Its the best movie of the moment but it will be forgotten in five years.
Thomas M. Wright
Ingvar Eggert Sigurosson
I have watched numerous Everest and K2 documentaries and am firmly in the Matt Cale camp of mountain climbing. We both look on these climbers as a bunch of narcissistic born-rich fools who deserve to die because they have been polluting these beautiful and majestic mountains for decades with their corpses and O2 bottles. There […]
Benicio Del Toro
Sicario Review Tagline: The border is just another line to cross. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Shady interagency task force prosecutes the War On Drugs. Corpse Count: Myriad. What else would one expect from a study of Juarez and the cartel violence it exports? In the first scene, Denis […]
Film TitleThe Man From U.N.C.L.E
Love at first sight
Film TitleAmerican Ultra
C.I.A. I see ya later.
American Ultra Review Homagingly set in Liman, West Virginia the same way someone’s unproduced comedic rip-off of Predator might star Gina Carano as ‘Colonel Val Verde,’ American Ultra is the latest in the mostly fun but forgettable Manchurian genre, another future cable tv schedule-filler about unlikely super-assassins. In RED and its sequel, the assassins […]
Fight with toys.
Ant-Man Review A customer enters a Baskin-Robbins. Baskin-Robbins’s menu is all the same stuff – globs of frozen sugar presented in different colors. The customer orders a hamburger or something. The cashier is confused. The customer gazes at the menu as he inquires about some other cooked item. The employee is baffled that a […]