The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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The Man From U.N.C.L.E


Love at first sight


Guy Ritchie


Henry Cavill
Armie Hammer
Alicia Vikander
Elizabeth Debicki
Luca Calvani
Sylvester Groth
Hugh Grant

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It has been a while since I’ve been excited about a new movie, but the other day I saw one that was pretty slick and very watchable. The Man From U.N.C.L.E is a delightful 60’s time period movie from the great Guy Ritchie. Yep, hes the guy that did Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking […]

American Ultra Review

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American Ultra


C.I.A. I see ya later.


Nima Nourizadeh


Kristen Stewart
Jesse Eisenberg
Topher Grace
Connie Britton
Walton Goggins

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American Ultra Review   Homagingly set in Liman, West Virginia the same way someone’s unproduced comedic rip-off of Predator might star Gina Carano as ‘Colonel Val Verde,’ American Ultra is the latest in the mostly fun but forgettable Manchurian genre, another future cable tv schedule-filler about unlikely super-assassins. In RED and its sequel, the assassins […]

Ant-Man Review

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Fight with toys.


Peyton Reed


Paul Rudd
Michael Douglas
Evangeline Lilly
Corey Stoll

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Ant-Man Review   A customer enters a Baskin-Robbins. Baskin-Robbins’s menu is all the same stuff – globs of frozen sugar presented in different colors. The customer orders a hamburger or something. The cashier is confused. The customer gazes at the menu as he inquires about some other cooked item. The employee is baffled that a […]

Terminator Genisys Review


The Terminator movie franchise is out there. It cannot be bargained with. It cant be reasoned with. Its doesnt feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it will absolutely not stop, ever, until every movie studio executive is convinced that there is not a penny more profit to be made from it.

Terminator: Genisys Review

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Terminator: Genisys


No Arnold penis. : (


Alan Taylor


Arnold Schwarzenegger
Emilia Clarke
Jai Courtney
Jason Clarke
J.K. Simmons


Guys, you misspelled the title!

Choose Their Kill


Make goofball slashers do your bidding.

Inside Out

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Inside Out is a masterpiece of children’s cinema, because it combines together three important processes for children. Inside Out is the healthiest children’s film yet made. And for that it has my warmest endorsement.

70s Horror Classics- Carrie


The first film to treat the process of puberty as a theme of horror,

Kung Fury Review

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Kung Fury


Renegade cop visits a new old enemy.


David Sandberg


David Sandberg
Jorma Taccone
Andreas Cahling
Eleni Young
Helene Ahlson

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Kung Fury Review   Tagline: An homage and love letter to the 80s, brought to you by KickStarter. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Kung Fu renegade cop time-travels to kill Hitler. Homoeroticism: Our protagonist’s introduction: True, he does immediately leave his sexy ladyfriend to go drive his ridiculous sports car […]

Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.


The A-Team are union agitators who shoot capitalist stooges with heads of cabbage.