The Peanut Butter Falcon

Film Title

The Peanut Butter Falcon

Synopsis

Retards, Rednecks and ‘Rasslin

Director

Tyler Nilson & Michael Schwartz

Cast

Shia LaBeuof (worst redneck name ever)
Dakota Johnson
Zack Gottsagen
John Hawkes
Thomas Hayden Church
Bruce Dern
Jon Bernthal
Jake The Snake Roberts
Mick Foley

First, I would like to offer a sincere apology to Matt Cale for suggesting that he watch this movie, much less like it. In fact, if I ever had any reason to Clockwork Orange Matt Cale, this would be the movie. However, movie critics are tripping all over each other to gush over this derivative […]

Ford v Ferrari

Film Title

Ford v Ferrari

Synopsis

Two guys and a car.

Director

James Mangold

Cast

Matt Damon
Christian Bale
Josh Lucas
Tracy Letts
Caitriona Balfe
Remo Girone
Jon Bernthal

Hot wheels. There are many reasons to choose from when deciding whether or not to go see Ford v Ferrari. Casting is the obvious reason. Despite Matt Damon and Christian Bale occasionally putting their feet in their respective mouths and a lot of people treating Damon like Hollywood’s version of Nickelback (whom are hated for […]

An Open Letter to Mike Flanagan

Spoilers Follow I want you to know how much I enjoyed your miniseries adaption of Shirley Jackson’s iconic novel, The Haunting of Hill House. All story elements were tied-up at the end. The door that could not be opened leading to different rooms for different people was inspired. It had many scary moments. OK, Doctor […]

Jojo Rabbit

Film Title

Jojo Rabbit

Synopsis

A ten year-old Hitler Youth comes to age with the help of Jews and rabbits

Director

Taika Waititi

Cast

Scarlett Johansson
Roman Griffin Davis
Thomasin McKenzie
Taika Waititi
Sam Rockwell
Rebel Wilson
Alfie Allen
Stephen Merchant
Archie Yates

I was headed towards The Cinemark in Fort Collins, with every intention of watching Joker, but I was running late for some reason. Another featured movie caught my eye, Jojo Rabbit, a film about some dumb little Nazi Youth Kid and a goofy-looking Hitler. “No way!” I thought, but then I noticed Sam Rockwell and […]

5 Bollywood Movies You Need To Watch Soon

India is a country famous for its robust entertainment industry. In actuality, the nation has realized tremendous growth in its Bollywood franchise over the years, something that continues to date. Today, Hindi Cinema is worth over five hundred million dollars. Nevertheless, why is Bollywood prominent? One, Bollywood features some of the best actors in the […]

Doctor Sleep

Film Title

Doctor Sleep

Synopsis

We aren’t going to the Overlook Hotel until you eat all of your shining young missy.

Director

Mike Flanagan

Cast

Ewan McGregor
Rebecca Ferguson
Kyliegh Curran
Cliff Curtis
Zahn McClaron
Curt Lumbly

You won’t be dozing off in this one. The climax of Doctor Sleep really confused me because it takes place at the Overlook hotel (this is shown in the trailer). For the record, I have managed to watch Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of The Shining exactly one time and that was decades ago. Despite it being […]

Terminator: Dark Fate: What Else?

Terminator: Dark Fate bears the visual stamp of James Cameron, regardless of the screen credit. Cameron understands a good action sequence is made with little bits of film; shots of only a few frames, that when edited together moves the action faster than the eye can behold, creating the action more in the mind of […]

Terminator: Dark Fate

Film Title

Terminator: Dark Fate

Synopsis

Same story. Different machine.

Director

Tim Miller

Cast

Linda Hamilton
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mackenzie Davis
Gabriel Luna
Natalia Reyes

Have you seen this bo- …er, girl? Every franchise hits that point where it either has to start over, switch to prequels, or ignore much of what came before it in order to keep audiences coming back for more. The Alien franchise did it with Prometheus, choosing to go the prequel route. The Predator franchise […]

The Lighthouse

Film Title

The Lighthouse

Synopsis

Nothing good can happen when 2 men are trapped in a giant phallus

Director

Robert Eggers

Cast

Willem DaFoe
Robert Pattinson
The Lighthouse
The Sea

After virtually giving up on movies this year, I was thrilled with Parasite and even more so with The Lighthouse. There are no words to adequately describe how terrifyingly haunting and beautiful this movie was. This film will wreck you. It is David Lynch, only on steroids, and with some Kubrick and Lovecraft for good […]

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

Film Title

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

Synopsis

Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Still with the same old formula.

Director

Joachim Ronning

Cast

Angelina Jolie
Elle Fanning
Michelle Pfeiffer
Harris Dickinson
Sam Riley
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Robert Lindsay

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. I am almost certain I have used that tagline on previous reviews, but can you blame me for repeating myself? The Princess Bride is a brilliant film with eminently quotable lines and that line in particular is just too […]