Terminator: Genisys Review

Film Title

Terminator: Genisys

Synopsis

No Arnold penis. : (

Director

Alan Taylor

Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Emilia Clarke
Jai Courtney
Jason Clarke
J.K. Simmons

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Choose Their Kill

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Make goofball slashers do your bidding.

Inside Out

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Inside Out is a masterpiece of children’s cinema, because it combines together three important processes for children. Inside Out is the healthiest children’s film yet made. And for that it has my warmest endorsement.

70s Horror Classics- Carrie

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The first film to treat the process of puberty as a theme of horror,

Kung Fury Review

Film Title

Kung Fury

Synopsis

Renegade cop visits a new old enemy.

Director

David Sandberg

Cast

David Sandberg
Jorma Taccone
Andreas Cahling
Eleni Young
Helene Ahlson

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Kung Fury Review   Tagline: An homage and love letter to the 80s, brought to you by KickStarter. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Kung Fu renegade cop time-travels to kill Hitler. Homoeroticism: Our protagonist’s introduction: True, he does immediately leave his sexy ladyfriend to go drive his ridiculous sports car […]

Best Episode Ever: The A-Team – Labor Pains.

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The A-Team are union agitators who shoot capitalist stooges with heads of cabbage.

San Andreas

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Disaster films are a power fantasy that you can somehow skip through the greatest collective traumas of human history with little more than a scrape, some grit, and some mild flinching.

Mad Max, Mad Masculinity: What Fury Road has to say about manhood

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Mad Max doesn’t need….

Mad Max: Fury Road Review

Film Title

Mad Max: Fury Road

Synopsis

Kill or be dust.

Director

George Miller

Cast

Tom Hardy
Charlize Theron
Nicholas Hoult
Hugh Keays-Byrne

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Mad Max: Fury Road Review   Mad Max: Fury Road arrives in cinemas to extinguish the fire of stratospheric expectations, and it does so with gasoline. It is a tale told by a genius, full of sound and other stuff, signifying everything. It is an unprecedentedly satisfying realization of our collective projections about what belongs […]

9 Observations About Avengers 2

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Bow And Arrow Man Explains It All.