Jingle All The Way 2

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Jingle All The Way 2

Synopsis

No, this is real!

Director

Alex Zamm

Cast

Larry the Cable Guy
Brian Stepanek
Santino Marella
Kennedi Clements
Kirsten Robek

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(Un Conte de NoŽl) A Christmas Tale Review

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In A Christmas Tale, the family deals with their defeats with sublime acquiescence, as though marching to the guillotine with a bottle of vodka in hand.

2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux

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I bought a motorcycle helmet at a garage sale, and I don’t own a motorcycle. One man’s safety device is another man’s pretend space helmet.

The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)

Film Title

The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992

Director

Brian Henson

Cast

Michael Cain as Scrooge
Kermit as Bob Cratchit
Ms. Piggy as Mrs. Cratchit
Gonzo as Charles Dickens
Statler & Waldorf as The Marleys

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Anyone who has been reading Ruthless Reviews faithfully knows that I have already reviewed a half-dozen versions of this Christmas classic. The Muppets animation hybrid is the most underwhelming of the lot of remakes of the Dickens novel that I have reviewed. The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992) takes a slightly different approach to the Carol, […]

Left Behind (Nicolas Cage Version)

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The show Doctor Who, in many ways commits all of the same narrative sins as the Bible. In both cases, a long running, byzantine plot structure is…

Mockingjay Part One (The Hunger Games)

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Katniss Everdeen sits in a bomb shelter for two hours. That’s the sort of accident that you get when you decide to make a movie solely out of the first part of a third book in a trilogy.

Santa Claus (1959)

Film Title

Santa Claus (1959)

Synopsis

Santa from outer space does battle with Satan while children toil as slaves in Santa’s sweatshop.

Director

Some Mexican Hombre

Cast

Hundreds and hundreds of forced labor kids.

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To wind up the Christmas reviews of 2014, I have Santa Claus (1959) as I must review something that is truly horrible, even more horrible than the Christmas season itself, which is well upon us. I probably don’t even have to watch this horror show to review it, in fact, I don’t even have the […]

A Christmas Carol (1951)

Film Title

A Christmas Carol (1951)

Synopsis

Ebenezer Scrooge is a money lender who does not celebrate Christmas. Scrooge reflects on his life and behavior, experiences redemption, emerges †a believer in Christmas and a generous and changed man.*

 



Cast

Alastair Sim
Kathleen Harrison
Mervyn Johns
Hermione Baddeley
Michael Hordern
George Cole

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There are over a dozen renditions of the Dicken’s classic, A†Christmas CarolĚ, or Scrooge, and I have reviewed several of them here at Ruthless. There is one omission,†A Christmas Carol (1951)†and this particular edition may very well be the best of the best, when all things are considered. At Ruthless, we love these musty old […]

Fury (2014)

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If Fury has a point, it is that war changes everyone who encounters it. Nine times out of ten, it changes those people into extra chunky corpse salsa…

Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas Trailer Review

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The lunatics run this asylum, but at least it’s their own asylum.