There are many who will complain about Abram’s Trek as being a cold cash grab, which it is, but they miss the point. This is storytelling as it traditionally was. Before copyright monopolized canons…
The 1974 Gatsby vs. the 2013: Would you rather wince or yawn? Those are your options. One film is engaging but with painful exposition; the other is well acted but as dull as your grandmother’s house.
We hazed our newest film cricket by making him see the new Gatsby. He describes it as a useful tool for seducing fourteen year old girls, Welcome aboard!
A dream about a space odyssey inside an inception inside a matrix with robocops and Max Headroom that all turns out to be a dream about star wars and maybe the war on terror.
I think I went through the standard cycle. I saw the Evil Dead movies and thought they were good. Then I joined every other doofus in pretending that they were
The villain is lonely and would like to talk to Bond, would like to discuss the intricacies of their lonely profession. He mocks Bond’s pension. Bond drowns a midget and gibbets his body.
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