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The Canyons

by Sarah April 20, 2014

Every once in a while, a movie comes along that is so moving, so powerful, that it leaves you feeling inspired. This is not that movie. Directed by Paul Schrader (who wrote Raging Bull – seriously!), The Canyons is a movie that is so awful that I feel dumber for having watched it. Maybe you […]

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Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier

by Devon Pack April 15, 2014

            Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier 136 Minutes, PG-13 Fair Value of Captain America 2: $18.00. A well paced spy thriller, equal parts James Bond and Jason Bourne, that juggles a relatively large roster of superheroes and super-villains well. The first sequel to really handle multiple super-villains well. An excellent […]

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The Grand Budapest Hotel

by Devon Pack April 13, 2014

It’s a movie for people who read The New Yorker in the waiting lounge of their psychiatrist’s office.

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The Lost Weekend

by Goat April 8, 2014

  The Wet House provides a judgment-free atmosphere for drunks, but there is no such thing in the world of this ground-breaking movie that was made in 1945.  Don Birnam is a part time writer and a full time, 24-carat alcoholic. For someone like Don Birnam, the judgment is EVERYWHERE, his supporting brother, to a […]

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You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!

by L. Ron Mexico April 6, 2014

This Summer, if you don’t recognize the existence of God, you’re going to be meeting him sooner than you think! Open Carry Pictures presents a film so terrifying, you’re going to want to bring two pairs of your elastic waistband jeans into the theater! Move over Kirk Cameron, a new sheriff is in town. Actually, […]

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The Wet House

by Goat April 4, 2014

The Wet House -A Documentary by Penny Woolcock (2002) This is an incredibly hard to watch hour-long documentary on housing formerly homeless Drunks. I don’t use the word “Drunks” flippantly or judgmentally, that’s exactly what these people are. There is not the slightest hint of rehab here and no pretense at all about these down […]

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Knights of Badassdom Review

by Vandel March 31, 2014

Fuck LARPing. Fuck paintball. Fuck everything.

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Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)

by Devon Pack March 29, 2014

Angry god, dude, flood, boat. Done.

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Sabotage Action Movie Review

by juan Konstantin March 28, 2014

David Ayer is going to keep making this shit until every American law enforcement agency has been depicted as a gang of douchebro meathead heroes.

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God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie Trailer Review

by Plexico Gingrich March 28, 2014

Have you ever watched a mentally disabled person crudely act out a pathetic version of some behavior you recognized as part of your own routine?