Month: May 2019
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Dwayne Johnson Is A Box Office Terrorist
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Read more: Dwayne Johnson Is A Box Office TerroristSome dopey fuck watched Die Hard and came to the conclusion that the core ingredients of its success are these three things: a tall building, foot injuries and duct tape. Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has one leg. His family is trapped in a burning skyscraper. He uses duct tape to rescue his family on three…
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Massachusetts still debating on whether or not to allow sports betting
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Read more: Massachusetts still debating on whether or not to allow sports bettingWhile the US Supreme Court legalized sports betting a year ago, a few states were exempted from the change in legislation. The country has been debating the topic for years, till the judgment was finally passed and the PASPA act of 1992 was modified. Prior to the judgment, sports betting was illegal everywhere in the…
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Aladdin (2019)
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Read more: Aladdin (2019)A problem with your REMAKE!! As Disney continues to chew through live-action remakes of animated classics with Aladdin as the latest, all I can think is when will it end? The recently released Dumbo came and went with little notice, got panned by more critics than not and, depending on the marketing budget, will be…
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Brightburn (2019)
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Read more: Brightburn (2019)I have been reading with utter disbelief some of the glowing reviews by IMDB users for the movie Brightburn. This sci-fi, Superman, horror, Omen tear-off is one of the lamest, most pointless attempts at a horror (or whatever it thought it was) film that I have ever watched. The review will most likely be mercifully…
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Start Your Own Fashion Trend like a movie star
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Read more: Start Your Own Fashion Trend like a movie starWhat feels greater than people copying your style? Watching people wear your designs is an overwhelming feeling. Coming up with your own trend ain’t easy as it seems though. Getting people to like, appreciate and think that it is unique is hard. Normally, most fashion trends are invented by artists, mainly musicians then the rest…
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Cube (1997)
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Read more: Cube (1997)Cube is a movie that you can characterize as unique with complete confidence. I watched it on a whim, after numbing my brain with the non-stop and very one-sided killing in John Wick 3. I needed a movie to un-lock my brain from all that violence, so I chose Cube. Bad choice, as I traded…
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John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
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Read more: John Wick: Chapter 3 – ParabellumDifficulty: Evil. Cheat mode: Enabled. I like how cocky the John Wick franchise has become. The first film’s title was simply John Wick. No fanfare. Just a dude’s name. John Wick grossed $88 million on a $20 million budget, coupled with an inexplicably high 85% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Brimming with confidence, Summit Entertainment…
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Pokemon: Detective Pikachu
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Read more: Pokemon: Detective PikachuGo or something-or-other. I know next to nothing about Pokemon. I know it is a card game where the cards feature different creatures, which I assume are called Pokemons. I am not going to Google this, but feel free to email Goat with your complaints about me being stupid. Anyway, players make decks of creatures…
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UglyDolls
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Read more: UglyDollsFugley. What movie did we see last night?Uglydolls. Why was it called UglyDolls?Cuz Fuglers are ugly. What is a Fugler?Funny. Ugly. Cute. And how do you know about fuglers?BECAUSE I’VE SEEN THEM!!! They’re basically stuffed animals. Do fugler toys talk like in the movie?Uh, no, but they can make friends. They’re not animatronics or anything,…