Category: Features
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Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
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Read more: Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)While browsing through IMDB and other sites for pictures, movie posters and other obligatory information for this review, I noticed that Jim Varney (Ernest) was dead. He died in 2000 of lung cancer at the age of 50. This is the only thing that brought a smile to my face during the entire viewing and…
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Santa Baby (2006)
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Read more: Santa Baby (2006)Right now I am sitting here in my office. There are 9 minutes left in this movie and I am determined to make it through this thing. Mercifully so, there is a commercial that can’t be FF’d through, as this is a FreeForm movie. My fury at this movie has abated to disgust and then…
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Hogfather (2006)
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Read more: Hogfather (2006)Hogfather (2006) is the made for TV film adaptation of the Terry Pratchett novel Hogfather, which is part of a the immensely popular Discworld book series. This TV movie is lengthy and is presented in two parts. This is not your typical save the Christmas movie as you might instantly guess, but with its gorgeous…
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America’s Next Top Nazi
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Read more: America’s Next Top NaziWho will be elevated from obscurity and failure and be declared… America’s Next Top Nazi?
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Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)
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Read more: Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) is obviously a Christmas movie. As you can readily see, I am running out of good Christmas Season movies to review. I have already reviewed the great classics like Alastair Sim’s version of A Christmas Carol, wonderful camp low-budget movies like A Cadaver Christmas, and steaming piles of feces like Elf.…
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Arrival
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Read more: ArrivalI guess that I was supposed to like this movie. I mean, really, it gets 8.1 at IMDB and almost unanimous acclaim from the critics. According to these critics, this movie is as much of a sure bet as Hillary Clinton’s election, but something happened on the way to the viewing and the exit. It…
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The ABC’s of Global Warming: Donald Trump Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of Global Warming: Donald Trump EditionAdiabatic Lapse Rate– This is basically the impact that the change in atmospheric pressure has with altitude on a parcel of air. These rates are distinguished by wet/dry and involve transfer of heat by induction. Wait! Are you kidding me? We have Saudi Clerics preaching in 2015 that the sun revolves around the earth.…
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The Race And Class Election Puzzle, Solved By A Guy Who Loves Seagal Movies.
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Read more: The Race And Class Election Puzzle, Solved By A Guy Who Loves Seagal Movies.Maybe I’m an idiot. I lost thousands betting against Trump and I’ve seen Marked For Death at least 20 times. But…
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Elf
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Read more: ElfI know that it is hard to believe, but it is almost that time of the year again. Since next Tuesday’s election results just might kill me, I thought I would get an early start, and why not? Although I wrote my first Christmas Review for Ruthless in 2006, I did not start writing reviews…
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10 Biggest Pricks in American Political History
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Read more: 10 Biggest Pricks in American Political HistoryHe conducted meetings from the shitter, slept with more women than JFK, Harding, and Clinton combined, and…