Category: Reviews
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Daikatana
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Read more: DaikatanaHey, did you hear that this game kind of sucked?
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You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!
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Read more: You Won’t Believe This Poster for Marine Todd’s Libcrushing New Movie!This Summer, if you don’t recognize the existence of God, you’re going to be meeting him sooner than you think! Open Carry Pictures presents a film so terrifying, you’re going to want to bring two pairs of your elastic waistband jeans into the theater! Move over Kirk Cameron, a new sheriff is in town. Actually,…
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Our Man in Havana
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Read more: Our Man in HavanaIntelligence services for any nation have in common an innate need for secrecy regarding their actions and a defensive posture regarding their activities and justification for same. Any probe of their budgets or actions are generally met with a mixture of contempt and silence, answers to the questions often arriving decades later when the department…
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Knights of Badassdom Review
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Read more: Knights of Badassdom ReviewFuck LARPing. Fuck paintball. Fuck everything.
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Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)
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Read more: Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)Angry god, dude, flood, boat. Done.
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God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie Trailer
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Read more: God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie TrailerHave you ever watched a mentally disabled person crudely act out a pathetic version of some behavior you recognized as part of your own routine?
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Escape Plan
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Read more: Escape PlanArnold and Sly are beefy Daddies on a prison at sea.
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Robocop 2
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Read more: Robocop 2Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
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Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night Lights
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Read more: Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night LightsI am the friend who will earnestly and sincerely tell you that you should watch Friday Night Lights.
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Muppets Most Wanted
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Read more: Muppets Most WantedDisney is going to be making Muppet movies for the remainder of American, or possibly human civilization. And as the cinematic march of the fuzzy marionettes continues, Muppets Most Wanted will continue to float, lukewarm, in the middle levels of the franchise’s history.