Love: If it existed, you wouldn’t be here.

We once again stand toe to toe with the only thing Tinseltown ever really cares about: the Jews.

A brutally depressing documentary that not even my hard heart could refuse.

Forget the grade school pageant acting, or the insidious Chick-fil-A propaganda…

You’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…

Masculinity itself owes its ignoble end to this castrating minstrel show…

“Not all conservatives are stupid people, but most stupid people are conservatives.”

“Oh my God! Things are just as bad on Sesame Street! You said your fundamentals were strong, Mr. Hooper!”

Only someone stupid enough to name a child ‘Track’ would name another child ‘Trig’

Let me reiterate: we are one heartbeat away from having a retard in the White House