Category: Reviews
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Sasquatch Sunset (2024)
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Read more: Sasquatch Sunset (2024)The wordless opening sequence of Stanley Kubrick’s seminal sci-fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey is one of the most memorable and influential of all time, but let’s be honest: it could have used more piss, shit, vomit, and fucking.
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Raiders Of the Lost Ark
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Read more: Raiders Of the Lost ArkIndiana Jones hates snakes, and Nazis. In that order.
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The Act of Killing (2012)
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Read more: The Act of Killing (2012)Lights…Camera…Genocide. Man’s inhumanity to man. The banality of evil. One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
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The 20 Most Ruthless Movie Performances of All Time
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Read more: The 20 Most Ruthless Movie Performances of All TimeThe Dark Gospel According To Matt Cale
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The ABC’s of Obesity in America
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Read more: The ABC’s of Obesity in AmericaI recently visited the magnificent Aquarium in Gatlinburg, Tennessee and was surprised to see that the Aquarium contained hundreds and hundreds of whales. Unfortunately, these mammals were human beings looking at the pretty fish.
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The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
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Read more: The Devil’s Rejects (2005)Rob Zombie’s The Devil’s Rejects is a sadistic, brutal, bleeding ulcer of a film; a picture so vile, cruel, and inhumane that it nearly achieves a poetic transcendence.
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Catwoman (2004)
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Read more: Catwoman (2004)I knew I was in for an unprecedented summer crapfest when I encountered a goddamn retard before ever setting foot in the theater.
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The Pickup Artist (2007)
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Read more: The Pickup Artist (2007)Every now and again, when our sensibilities are weakened by a paralyzing hangover and Sunday boredom, the networks will slip a hideous reality show slug into your brain like Kahn Nonnien Singh. These shows don’t really seek to amuse as much as they seek to annoy and apparently, being annoyed passes for entertainment these days.…
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Alone in the Dark
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Read more: Alone in the DarkNo, not Tara Reid’s brain…Another “masterpiece” from the great Uwe Boll
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Top 10 Movies Not To Watch Before…
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Read more: Top 10 Movies Not To Watch Before…Some movies are so bland they pretty much leave your head as the end credits roll. Others contain such unnerving scenes… like the opening of Jaws … that they are never forgotten.