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Miami Vice TV Review: Part 1 (Why It’s Good)
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Read more: Miami Vice TV Review: Part 1 (Why It’s Good)What the hell were the people who made this thinking? They were thinking about making the greatest show of their time and for a long time after.
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Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
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Read more: Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier136 Minutes, PG-13 Fair Value of Captain America 2: $18.00. A well-paced spy thriller, equal parts James Bond and Jason Bourne, that juggles a relatively large roster of superheroes and super-villains well. The first sequel to really handles multiple super-villains well. An excellent start to blockbuster season. Does Cap punch more nazis? Captain battles crypto-fascists,…
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Noah: A Rant
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Read more: Noah: A RantThis movie has already been reviewed, didn’t you read the magnificent review by Devon? Yes, I know, but this is something I feel compelled to do. Well, what is the problem? Seriously, I looked forward to this movie with glee, but that anticipation was quickly snuffed out in the first 5 minutes of the film.…
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The Grand Budapest Hotel
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Read more: The Grand Budapest HotelIt’s a movie for people who read The New Yorker in the waiting lounge of their psychiatrist’s office.
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Daikatana
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Read more: DaikatanaHey, did you hear that this game kind of sucked?
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L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to Enjoy
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Read more: L. Ron Mexico’s Three Health Tips to Avoid and Three Health Tips to EnjoyFact: The most satisfying act of revenge is to triumphantly fart at someone’s funeral.
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Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)
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Read more: Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)Angry god, dude, flood, boat. Done.
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Robocop 2
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Read more: Robocop 2Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
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Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night Lights
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Read more: Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night LightsI am the friend who will earnestly and sincerely tell you that you should watch Friday Night Lights.
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Muppets Most Wanted
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Read more: Muppets Most WantedDisney is going to be making Muppet movies for the remainder of American, or possibly human civilization. And as the cinematic march of the fuzzy marionettes continues, Muppets Most Wanted will continue to float, lukewarm, in the middle levels of the franchise’s history.