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Godzilla 2014
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Read more: Godzilla 2014Who are we little blobs of goo to complain about the occasional squishing?
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Captain America: A Blockbuster for Blockheads
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Read more: Captain America: A Blockbuster for BlockheadsOK, what is it this time? I was at the movies again yesterday afternoon. Well, good for you. I see you saw ÂCaptain America: The Winter Soldier. WasnÂt it FANTASTIC!! No, I hated almost every minute of it. What?  It scored 8.2 at IMDB and 70/100 from 44 professionals at Metacritic. It has grossed…
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Total Recall (1990)
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Read more: Total Recall (1990)Tagline: They stole his mind, now he wants it back. Entire Story in Fewer Words Than Are in This Sentence: Arnold breathes new life into Mutants, Midgets and Tits. Homoeroticism: Arnold was classic Arnold and he never disappoints us with his disdain for anything hetero. As the movie opened, he was naked, oiled and in…
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Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of Cinema
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Read more: Spiderman 5: Spiderman is Amazing, Part 2: The End of CinemaWhy is this happening?
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Midnight Cowboy
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Read more: Midnight CowboyMovies have been often characterized as innovative, ground-breaking, trend-setting or wildly original, and these terms can be overused, but I cannot emphasize enough what a bold and courageous experiment in cinema was Midnight Cowboy. It is hard to comprehend that it has been 54 years since this Oscar-winning film was released, but May of this…
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Miami Vice TV Review: Part 1 (Why It’s Good)
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Read more: Miami Vice TV Review: Part 1 (Why It’s Good)What the hell were the people who made this thinking? They were thinking about making the greatest show of their time and for a long time after.
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Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
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Read more: Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier136 Minutes, PG-13 Fair Value of Captain America 2: $18.00. A well-paced spy thriller, equal parts James Bond and Jason Bourne, that juggles a relatively large roster of superheroes and super-villains well. The first sequel to really handles multiple super-villains well. An excellent start to blockbuster season. Does Cap punch more nazis? Captain battles crypto-fascists,…
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Noah: A Rant
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Read more: Noah: A RantThis movie has already been reviewed, didn’t you read the magnificent review by Devon? Yes, I know, but this is something I feel compelled to do. Well, what is the problem? Seriously, I looked forward to this movie with glee, but that anticipation was quickly snuffed out in the first 5 minutes of the film.…
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The Grand Budapest Hotel
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Read more: The Grand Budapest HotelIt’s a movie for people who read The New Yorker in the waiting lounge of their psychiatrist’s office.
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Daikatana
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Read more: DaikatanaHey, did you hear that this game kind of sucked?