Category: Rants
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Chinese Moms: A Rant
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Read more: Chinese Moms: A RantLet’s start with the popular view of China and its role in the future. This whole ‘Chinese Moms’ controversy was only possible because this is what we actually believe: It seems to be a common enough view that this race of pitiless automatons will come to dominate us all. But really, this baroque showcase is…
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Murder, Torture & Religion
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Read more: Murder, Torture & ReligionMurder and torture are as old as humanity. Ever since man first invented the club, he probably used it to kill another caveman. Murder in the name of religion probably wasn’t very far behind. Overzealous faith has been used as an excuse to torture and kill since the beginning of recorded history. What follows are…
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Top 10 Eighties Bullies
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Read more: Top 10 Eighties BulliesBullying is a serious subject so we’re going to trivialize it at Ruthless Reviews.
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Jorts!
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Read more: Jorts!I’m not going to hold my tongue any longer. Jorts get a pretty bad rap these days. So, for lunch I made a video response. I feel like I’m the only one in the corner of Jorts, but somebody had to stand up for them and all my persecuted jorts wearing brothers.
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Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2023 Edition
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Read more: Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2023 EditionIt’s Halloween and time for a rant Someone asked: If Halloween is a celebration of the Saints, why is it celebrated with scary monsters and demon costumes instead of saintly garbs. It’s because you can’t steal every holiday, Christians. Because some people, unlike death-cult and terminally unhappy Christians, like to have some fun every once…
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Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
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Read more: Indiana Jones And The Temple Of DoomYou probably think this movie is about Indiana Jones. You probably also think it’s about a temple made out of doom. Well, you’d probably be wrong! It’s about one man’s struggle to practice his religion. Before Stallone’s sweat ever touched a Russian or Van Damn ever round-housed an Asian, a man by the name of…
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Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper Sniper
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Read more: Eddie Ray Routh: American Sniper SniperRouth, Kyle and Mustafa. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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Read more: Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps EditionDeep in The South of The United States, not much is more important in the Fall than College Football. Real football, not that sissified Kickball played by the rest of the world. In two of the most fervently Redneck States in the nation, the third weekend in October is quite special. It is the battle…
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Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidays
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Read more: Reflections on Halloween and other essential holidaysIt isn’t important to celebrate Halloween, that’s what’s so good about it. Have you ever tried to blow off Thanksgiving? It’s like spitting on your mother. How about Christmas? Mid-November they start ramming Santa Claus up your ass and it keeps up for a month and a half. It’s Christmas, bitch—happiness is mandatory. So, stretch…
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The Rapture: 2023 Edition
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Read more: The Rapture: 2023 EditionI wrote this originally over 10 years ago. Nothing has changed as the twice-born, religiously impaired are still hard at work, making more looney predictions about the upcoming rapture. The latest prediction was for 12:01 A.M. (no time zone or DST mentioned), for the heavenly hordes to sweep down, vacuum up the believers with magic,…