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Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t Know
Read more: Five Facts About Tornadoes You Didn’t KnowYou never hear any positive stories about tornadoes. Why is it nobody has anything nice to say about them? Why does humanity harbor so much fear and hate for these gentle giants? It’s not like we were born hating tornadoes. No baby busts out the belly being a bigoted funnel-fearing Freddy. Chances are, you learned…
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Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Meth Stories: “Yeah Chris, I’m Not Going To Make It In Today.”Brutal honesty. In 2005 I endured the ultimate tweaker nadir – I got arrested for possession with intent to distribute, and carrying weapons.
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Being Henry: I Love Henry Rollins
Read more: Being Henry: I Love Henry RollinsAnyway. The first time I fell in love with Henry Rollins was way back in the nineties. He appeared in these short spoken word videos on MTV. You see, kids, back in prehistory, MTV broadcast music videos.
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The Bostrom Glitch: Four Movies That Question Reality
Read more: The Bostrom Glitch: Four Movies That Question RealityIt sometimes happens that I wake up very early in the morning. I then get up, make coffee and sit on my couch, watching how the world outside slowly wakes up…I start to wonder if this world is actually real.
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The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone Edition
Read more: The Meth-Man Chronicles: Home Alone EditionIt’s amazing how well you can drive down a busy street looking only in the rearview mirror.
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Sawing Pigs Apart
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Sawing Pigs ApartThere’s no way that accepting a job on the Ham Line at Tyson’s Meats reports a life of success.
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Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison Edition
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Falling Down: Spending 7 Months in Prison EditionEditor’s Note: Here is an email that I got from one of our writers. I was pretty sure he was dead, since I hadn’t heard from him in 7 months. Anyway, enjoy, and welcome back, Paul.
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A Tour of Hell
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Tour of HellA Tour of Hell: A Review. When I awoke I found myself lying on the barren ground, confused and disoriented. The last thing I remembered was the heart monitor screaming that my heart had stopped in that hospital bed and yet here I was, lying on the rocks in the hot sun, naked as a…
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Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello Aeroplane
Read more: Top Gun: Maverick -or- Hello AeroplaneHello, Aeroplane “Where am I?” “Earth.” Like Tom Cruise doesn’t know that. He just fell out of the sky, after pushing a trillion-dollar concept plane beyond its limits. That limit being Mach 10. After treating us to near-as-makes-no-difference exactly the same opening sequence as the legendary 1986 classic.
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The Wonderful Climate of Memphis, TN.
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Wonderful Climate of Memphis, TN.I lived in Memphis, TN for 56 years. The best thing about Memphis are the 10 major highways leading AWAY from the City. I present, the climate in Memphis, TN.
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Marlon Brando-R.I.P.
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Planet Fitness: No Judgment Day
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What type of soldiers do other soldiers dislike?
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The Top 10 Hollywood Tropes: They need to go Edition
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Darwin’s Nightmare (2004)
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Cheaper By the Dozen (2003)
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Jonestown: The Life and Death of People’s Temple
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Sharkwater (2006)
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Indiana Jones: Bullwhip for the White American Male
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Russian Ark (2002)
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Black History Month Special: How you duuurrrn!– a black man in a dress is not the bellwether of conspiracy…unless it is.
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A Few More Ruthless Villains: 80’s Action Edition
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Top 10 Romantic Movies that won’t make you want to shoot up your local Ann Taylor
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id Cinema: The Genre We Love
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The Phantom Menace: The 100 Things Wrong With it Edition
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My Own Personal Jesus-The Eureka Springs Experience
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Death Without Dignity
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Colonoscopy: It’s About the Prep
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The Oscars: When Pigs Fly Edition
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Soul Plane
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The Top 10 Words To Describe Midgets
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Great Cocksmen of the American Presidency (Who Are Not Bill Clinton)
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A Few Ruthless Movie Villains
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Oculus Interpretation
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The 2 Best Films of 2005
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My Malawi Story
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Dead-Eye Alec: Or, Put that gun down!
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The Last Hurrah #5: Charles Bronson in Death Wish (1974)
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Ayn Rand’s Objectivism: The Cult of The Dirty Diaper
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My Five Most Shattering Orgasms