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Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.
Read more: Everything About The Woody Allen Allegations. Everything.And now, prepare to be engrossed by the misery of other people and the shittines of our species.
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Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living By
Read more: Top 10 Movie/TV Quotes Worth Living ByTake a seat. Wait your turn. Tell the nice lady thank you. Don’t drink and drive. Wear pants. We’ve built ourselves into a prison of written and unwritten rules.
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Finding Bigfoot(2011)
Read more: Finding Bigfoot(2011)America is a country of masochists wanting nothing more than to be tied down, beat with fly swatters and be forced to choke down the hot, dripping load of whatever con artist we’re buying into at the moment.
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A Presidential Election CAT-Astrophe
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: A Presidential Election CAT-AstropheSometimes in life, you make mistakes, but can recover or learn from them. This mistake is not recoverable. No strategy will repair the damage to a creep that insulted women, single women, women without children, and most importantly….Cats.
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Foreigners, Eh? Guess They’re All Right
Read more: Foreigners, Eh? Guess They’re All RightThis article is dedicated to the 2024 Olympics in Paris
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We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*
Read more: We Can’t Interfere With People’s Beliefs*I used to be an ESL teacher and I’ll never forget having a chat with my students about ill health and medicine. A Nepalese woman told the class she once caught a life-threatening fever and was immeasurably grateful to her husband for beating her up. It was one of those blink-a-few-times sort of moment as…
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The Metric System Is Stupid
Read more: The Metric System Is StupidThe metric system is, of course, based on measuring everything using the circumference of the earth. Why? Well, we do live on planet earth. But other than that it is… guess what? Arbitrary as shit!
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
Read more: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of AmericanaA few years ago I took a nice road trip, a 2,000 mile journey through Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska. According to the world of Matt Cale there is no bad Americana, but I beg to differ
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Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USA
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: Driving on Hwy. 12 in Utah: The most scenic highway in the USAAs you might imagine, most trips are accompanied by outrageous sights and this one was no exception. Here is the scenario and I will try my best to express my outrage at this event.
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The Beast’s Guide To Bulimia
In category (ies) : RantsRead more: The Beast’s Guide To BulimiaSo, you’re disgusted by your body. Well, so is everyone else! Your bloated breasts, hips, bottom and belly, rather than arouse men, sicken and disturb them,
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I Am Your Crazy Facebook Friend: Israel / Palestine Edition.
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The Great Pumpkin and the Tragic Piety of Linus
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