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HACKWATCH: ACTRESSES HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY!!1!
Following Kira Cochrane’s terrible piece on the decline of “lad’s mags” she’s come up with this terrible piece: a shocking expose revealing that many famous actresses have had plastic surgery.
April 22, 2009
CHUCK NORRIS MUST HANG
He’s appeared on infomercials with Christie Brinkley, peddling exercise equipment, good health, and the world’s densest beard. He’s come out ...
April 17, 2009
HACKWATCH: KIRA COCHRANE’S FEMINIST RAMBLINGS PART 1
Kira Cochrane is the "women's editor" of The Guardian. We love The Guardian. They linked to Ruthless back when we ...
April 13, 2009
THE MISUNDERSTOOD: VANILLA ICE AND ICE ICE BABY
Let me lay the ground work for this. When Vanilla Ice broke, I hated the fucker. As a budding Hessian, ...
April 5, 2009
Five Great Songs About Suicide: The Metal Years
Song: Who’s to Blame
Artist: Sacred Reich
Year: 1990
Key Lyric: “Oh my God it’s Jonny…Hanging by his neck…All those metal albums…Have led ...
March 10, 2009
Rejected by Maxim II: To Hell With Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Winter 2007, unpublished)
If anything defines the obscene transformation from a nation of rugged, devil-may-care adventurers to one ...
March 5, 2009
Rejected by Maxim: Fuck Celebrity Rehab
(Submitted to Maxim, Fall 2007, unpublished)
Does rehab help? Does it hurt? Do we care? And will there be tits? Such ...
March 5, 2009