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HEATH LEDGER’S FINAL INTERVIEW
YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MANNY RAMIREZ
He cold-cocked a deserving Kevin Youkalis, wouldn’t kneel before Peter Gammons, refused to do publicity shots with retarded kids…
FUCK BILL CLINTON
In the time it took for Bill Clinton to issue a self-serving, unenthusiastic, half-hearted, typically narcissistic response to…
FUCK THAT MASSAGE PARLOR ON COLORADO BLVD
Is this what the world has come to? A decade removed from the prostitution game, and they go and throw a legitimate massage parlor into the mix?
WOMEN OF THE WORLD, SHUT UP (A RESPONSE TO HILLARY)
The primary problem with American feminism is the sense of entitlement, especially by white women living in the first world.
THE UNSUNG PART THREE
A FINAL FAREWELL FROM WILLIAM F BUCKLEY
Greetings, dear reader, from the caliginous and forbidding confines of my new home.
HACKWATCH: DAVID MAMET’S “WHY I AM NO LONGER A BRAIN DEAD LIBERAL”
When a 100 year old man announces that he’s just started to think about politics seriously, my money says he probably has fresh ideas.
THE BEAST GUIDE TO BULIMIA
Repeat steps 1 – 5 until you wake up in a hospital somewhere, weak, disoriented, thin and gorgeous. It’s that easy!
THE BEAST CELEBRATES BLACK HISTORY MONTH
1789: George Washington becomes the first American president of African descent