Author: Goat
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Road to the Well (2016)
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Read more: Road to the Well (2016)I was pleasantly surprised when I was contacted by multi-talented director and writer Jon Cvack, inviting me to screen, review and analyze his new film, Road To The Well. Road to the Well (2016) is an Indie film that is the first full-length movie for Jon Cvack and was made on a budget of only…
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Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)
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Read more: Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)Oh boy, this is it. For decades I have fantasized about a movie that could be half as bad as some of Coleman Francis’s stinkers like The Beast Of Yucca Flats. Only for all the acting to be as spectacular as that of Tor Johnson, and a monster as convincing of the one in The…
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The ABC’s Of Thanksgiving In America
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Read more: The ABC’s Of Thanksgiving In AmericaAmerica! Most Americans are shocked and enraged when they realize that the rest of the world does not celebrate their bloated holiday. Get over it. Black Friday Back in ancient times, the day after Thanksgiving was a quiet and friendly time. Most everyone was off work or out of school, so you slept in, you…
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Americana
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Read more: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of AmericanaGoat at House on the Rock As many of you know, a few years ago I took a nice road trip, a 2,000 mile journey through Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and Nebraska. According to the world of Matt Cale there is no bad Americana, but I beg to differ. I present, the Good,…
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The ABC’s Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses EditionThere is simply too much content in the Old Testament for one ABCs. Therefore, the honest and respectful analysis of the most violent and unhinged Testament of the Bible must continue. I will concentrate on other characters, artifacts and scripture, as well as some of the weirdest books of the Old Testament Ark Of The…
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Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2023 Edition
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Read more: Happy Halloween From Ruthless Reviews: 2023 EditionIt’s Halloween and time for a rant Someone asked: If Halloween is a celebration of the Saints, why is it celebrated with scary monsters and demon costumes instead of saintly garbs. It’s because you can’t steal every holiday, Christians. Because some people, unlike death-cult and terminally unhappy Christians, like to have some fun every once…
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
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Read more: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) What can you possibly expect from a movie that was made before CGI, a musical, and one that features stop motion animation? A dazzling masterpiece, that’s what. Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween-Christmas hybrid that is wildly original and infinitely watchable. The cinematography, sound track, and yes, the…
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A Meowy Halloween
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Read more: A Meowy HalloweenThis is the only thing that brought a smile to my face after I reviewed this atrocity. Apparently, this rat with the annoying gangster accent, died. Good fucking riddance. After reviewing the abomination A Meowy Christmas, which is the worst Christmas Movie ever made, I thought I had seen the worst of Steve Rudzinski’s horribly…
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Dollman (1991)
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Read more: Dollman (1991)I’ve been meaning to review this movie forever. Dollman was released in 1991, but if any movie begs to be reviewed in the 80’s action format, it is the totally ruthless and bad-assed Tim Thomerson as Brick Bardo in Dollman. I have this movie on Amazon and even have a VHS tape copy of this…
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Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps Edition
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Read more: Tennessee v. Alabama Football: Battle of the Bubba Gumps EditionDeep in The South of The United States, not much is more important in the Fall than College Football. Real football, not that sissified Kickball played by the rest of the world. In two of the most fervently Redneck States in the nation, the third weekend in October is quite special. It is the battle…