DOES SODOMY KEEP US SAFE?
BY ALLAN UTHMAN "Yasser tearfully described that when he reached the top of the steps 'the party began…They started to put the [muzzle] of the rifle [and] the wood from the broom into [my anus]. They entered my privates from behind.' ...Yasser estimated that he was penetrated five ...
YEAR ONE
How bad was it? While not an official Shithouse film for a number of reasons, including me not being Matt, the Shithouse is the only possible place Year One could hope to find a home. This is the worst film I’ve seen in years, a misfire that should be well-remembered as a textbook failure. It seems that most of the people involved with the film realized it was hopeless and stopped trying almost immediately. I quickly started looking at things like the way the shots are framed and it often just seemed arbitrary. A lot of stills would look like someone’s camera ...
The Ruthless Football Awards 2009
RUTHLESS PLAYER OF THE YEAR: STEPHEN IRELAND He didn't win anything or even play for anyone good, but there are plenty of reasons to crown Stephen Ireland Ruthless Player Of The Year 2009. First off, he was the best player on a Manchester City side that was somehow more shoddily and expensively assembled than last season's, two years into their acquisition by a Sheik with too much time and money on his hands. Ireland, fittingly, cost the club nothing and has been there since he was a trainee. Secondly, this was the first season Ireland consistently grabbed headlines for being a midfield ...
AWAY WE GO
It’s official: in the future, everyone will get a feature-length movie made about their lives. Rich and poor, fat and thin, scintillating or trite. With the arrival of Sam Mendes’ Away We Go, the good fortune has now been bestowed upon the insufferably uninteresting; perhaps the two people alive whose presence would not improve an empty room. We all knew the revolution of twee was, to put it mildly, homegrown and damn near omnipresent, but now it’s a matter of course; a birthright with the genetic predisposition to enrage. The two latest and greatest to offend, Burt (John Krasinski) and ...
AN OPEN LETTER TO SHEPARD SMITH
Dear Shep, May I call you Shep? Great. I write to you on behalf of a number of concerned citizens at the Ruthless Reviews website, a burgeoning community of progressive, enterprising young men and other men, engaging regularly in respectful debate on the same domestic and international political issues that animate the dinner-table conversation of families across America. Iconoclastic often, patriotic always, Ruthless Reviews has gained the respect of the serious internet political world with sharp commentary, incisive probes, and flagrant disregard for journalistic ethics. We do this with our unmatched talent for drawing overnight conclusions based on a handful of leaked pseudo-factoids. ...
IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4
Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes 1) Hookers who drug their customers, then steal their kidneys and leave them in a bathtub full of ice 2) Casinos.
DOES SODOMY KEEP US SAFE?
What possible purpose does this serve that outweighs becoming known as the country that ass-rapes people?
The Ruthless Football Awards 2009
Bones hands out some awards to mark the conclusion of the 2008/09 season.
