The Martian


The Martian is the denouement of the statistics-driven model of modern studio film-making. Its the best movie of the moment but it will be forgotten in five years.

Ruthless Recommendations- Good Horror Films now Available for streaming on Netflix/Amazon/YouTube


Here is your obligatory horror movie recommendations article.


everest featured

I have watched numerous Everest and K2 documentaries and am firmly in the Matt Cale camp of mountain climbing. We both look on these climbers as a bunch of narcissistic born-rich fools who deserve to die because they have been polluting these beautiful and majestic mountains for decades with their corpses and O2 bottles. There […]

Our NFL pickers are on fire!


Our team of experts can’t lose, as far as you know!

Sicario Review


Sicario Review   Tagline: The border is just another line to cross. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Shady interagency task force prosecutes the War On Drugs. Corpse Count: Myriad. What else would one expect from a study of Juarez and the cartel violence it exports? In the first scene, Denis […]

Black Mass


Gangster films are a pageant of the state, an affirmation of the police order which governs America.

7 True Crimes That Deserve To Be Ripped From The Headlines


The greatest true crime TV episodes never made.

Week 1 Football Picks I Can’t Believe You Invited Him To Our Wedding Edition


“To honor and obey (checks phone)…”

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit


It is incoherent in plot, immature in anxiety, inept in dialogue, immoderate in pacing, immodest in taste, indolent in cinematography. It is one of the most miserable collisions of apathy and pretension that Ive had the misfortune to observe.

Week 1 Football Picks – De FlaterMass Edition


As we’re all aware, Chip Kelly got drunk as a fuckin skunk this offseason and went Madden 16 all over the fucking place on this team. He traded Shady McCoy for Kiko Alonso, because he is a racist.