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Sicario Review


Sicario Review   Tagline: The border is just another line to cross. Entire Story In Fewer Words Than Are In This Sentence: Shady interagency task force prosecutes the War On Drugs. Corpse Count: Myriad. What else would one expect from a study of Juarez and the cartel violence it exports? In the first scene, Denis […]

Black Mass


Gangster films are a pageant of the state, an affirmation of the police order which governs America.

7 True Crimes That Deserve To Be Ripped From The Headlines


The greatest true crime TV episodes never made.

Week 1 Football Picks I Can’t Believe You Invited Him To Our Wedding Edition


“To honor and obey (checks phone)…”

M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit


It is incoherent in plot, immature in anxiety, inept in dialogue, immoderate in pacing, immodest in taste, indolent in cinematography. It is one of the most miserable collisions of apathy and pretension that Ive had the misfortune to observe.

Week 1 Football Picks – De FlaterMass Edition


As we’re all aware, Chip Kelly got drunk as a fuckin skunk this offseason and went Madden 16 all over the fucking place on this team. He traded Shady McCoy for Kiko Alonso, because he is a racist.

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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It has been a while since I’ve been excited about a new movie, but the other day I saw one that was pretty slick and very watchable. The Man From U.N.C.L.E is a delightful 60’s time period movie from the great Guy Ritchie. Yep, he’s the guy that did Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking […]

American Ultra Review

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American Ultra Review   Homagingly set in Liman, West Virginia the same way someone’s unproduced comedic rip-off of Predator might star Gina Carano as ‘Colonel Val Verde,’ American Ultra is the latest in the mostly fun but forgettable Manchurian genre, another future cable tv schedule-filler about unlikely super-assassins. In RED and its sequel, the assassins […]

DFS Football fundamentals

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It seems daily fantasy football remains beatable for only this reason. Any asshole can search for daily fantasy football strategy, like you probably just did. But most wont, or they’ll find the information but then ignore it. They want to pretend that they know that Tom Brady will be especially fired up because of deflategate, […]