• La La Land
  • Road to the Well (2016)
  • Five More Movies To Watch In 2017-International Version
  • Five Movies To Watch In 2017
  • Rubber (2010)
La La Land Road to the Well (2016) Five More Movies To Watch In 2017-International Version Five Movies To Watch In 2017 Rubber (2010)

La La Land

I guess it was inevitable that I was to see this movie. After watching it there were really not enough words to describe it, and ever fewer to describe the incredible number of non-professional troll reviewers at IMDB who predictably hated it. One proud reviewer even boasted that he left after 20 minutes, went to […]

Road to the Well (2016)

I was pleasantly surprised when I was contacted by multi-talented director and writer Jon Cvack, inviting me to screen, review and analyze his new film, Road To The Well. Road to the Well (2016) is an Indie film that is the first full-length movie for Jon Cvack and was made on a budget of only […]

Five More Movies To Watch In 2017-International Version

Editor’s Note: We love our readers. We even love them when they tell us that we suck. We especially love our readers who point out that there are films made outside of ‘Merica. Great films. Here is a list of recommended films submitted by Dave Thatcher. Well, Goat, far be it from me to not […]

Five Movies To Watch In 2017

2017 better be a massive year for movies. If all goes as planned, fans of sequels, series (most of which should have ended long ago), and superheroes (grow up) will hardly see the sun by summertime. Some of these reworked intellectual properties are completely arbitrary and unnecessary. I’m looking at you, Pirates of the Caribbean: […]

Rubber (2010)

“It’s already boring” -some nameless little kid. “All great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason,” -desert cop Lt. Chad. That sums up this awful film. The movie review should stop right here as that is all that really needs to be said. There is an old adage that goes somewhat like […]

Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize Is Boomers’ Latest Attempt To Cram The Entire World Up Their Asses

Bob Dylan’s Nobel Prize Is Boomers’ Latest Attempt To Cram The Entire World Up Their Asses Every generation has a defining experience, something between a fate and a quest. There is probably a Greek word for it. In the Jazz Age, everyone got so drunk that they decided to let women vote and then the […]

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Look. Were all going to see this film, barring the Mountain Hermits. Is there a point to reviewing something were all going to see? Yes, because its an excellent demonstration of how a film maker should do a spinoff from a franchise. So how does this film rank in the Star Wars canon? Third best, […]

Nocturnal Animals

The opening imagery in Nocturnal Animals was not merely a shocking punch to the eyeballs, nor a garish tribute to someone like David Lynch. It was a flesh fair of the absurd, and dual lens into the stunning, but unhappy gallery owner, Susan Morrow. This opening gave some the validation to immediately hate, walk out, […]

THE TOP TEN CHRISTMAS MOVIE CHARACTERS

“Mankind was my business!” -Jacob Marley Please check out all of our always respectful and reverent Christmas Reviews here. The Christmas season has wound down and the reflection begins. We all have our favorite Christmas movie classics, but what about some of those memorable and Ruthless characters that made the movies what they are? I […]

The ABCs OF CHRISTMAS

Please check out our always respectful and reverent Christmas Reviews Alcohol– Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest holiday of the year, so you can get hammered with a […]