• 2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux
  • The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)
  • Mockingjay Part One (The Hunger Games)
  • Santa Claus (1959)
  • A Christmas Carol (1951)
2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992) Mockingjay Part One (The Hunger Games) Santa Claus (1959) A Christmas Carol (1951)

(Un Conte de NoŽl) A Christmas Tale Review


In A Christmas Tale, the family deals with their defeats with sublime acquiescence, as though marching to the guillotine with a bottle of vodka in hand.

College Lectures On Youtube Are My New Favorite Show

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Now, you can watch them for free while the stupid idiots who go to Stanford foot the bill.

Has Mark Wahlberg done the remake to death?

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Awards season is just around the corner and with it, a whole hunk of new releases are being brought to the table for 2015. One particular release that is set to delight Mark Wahlberg fans around the world is the upcoming remake of The Gambler, set to hit US cinema screens on 19th December. The […]

2001: A Space Odyssey Review and Redux


I bought a motorcycle helmet at a garage sale, and I don’t own a motorcycle. One man’s safety device is another man’s pretend space helmet.

Week 15 NFL Picks – Cammy Cam Car Crash Edition


WEEK 14 RECORD DAN K: 1-1-1 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 1-1-1 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 14-21-2 ESPO:† 18-17-2 DICK:† 18-17-2 ESPO MIAMI DOLPHINS +7.5 AT NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS On September 7th, I invited my Dolphins fan buddy over for our first matchup in the first week of the brand new NFL season. Fresh, and full of […]

The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992)

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Anyone who has been reading Ruthless Reviews faithfully knows that I have already reviewed a half-dozen versions of this Christmas classic. The Muppets animation hybrid is the most underwhelming of the lot of remakes of the Dickens novel that I have reviewed. The Muppets Christmas Carol (1992) takes a slightly different approach to the Carol, […]

Why Humanity Deserves A Moon Vault

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  Recently, the European Space Agency landed a device from the Rosetta probe on a comet, achieving a new feat in the final frontier. They brought the hearts of the world together, first in anticipation over the lander’s safety, then elation when it touched down, and finally solemnity as its batteries depleted. World governments have […]

Week 14 NFL Picks – Dead Man Coaching Edition


WEEK 12 RECORD DAN K: 0-3 ESPO:† 2-1 DICK:† 1-2 SEASON RECORD: DAN K: 13-20-1 ESPO:† 16-16-2 DICK:† 17-16-1 DAN K HOUSTON TEXANS -5 AT JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS   JJ Fuckin’ Watt. Like, I know Aaron Rodgers is having a monster season, but you could make a serious case for Watt as the league MVP. The […]

Left Behind (Nicolas Cage Version)

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The show Doctor Who, in many ways commits all of the same narrative sins as the Bible. In both cases, a long running, byzantine plot structure is…

Mockingjay Part One (The Hunger Games)


Katniss Everdeen sits in a bomb shelter for two hours. That’s the sort of accident that you get when you decide to make a movie solely out of the first part of a third book in a trilogy.