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COWBOYS AND ALIENS

Here is your processed movie product.

By : January 25, 2012
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HAYWIRE

Don’t strangle me to death with your thighs, or torture me by sitting on my face. Anything but that.

By : January 22, 2012
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RED TAILS

So bad that you root for the Nazis.

By : January 20, 2012
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MASTERS OF DISASTER: DEAN MARTIN in AIRPORT

You goddamn right that’s amore.

By : January 19, 2012
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SAVAGE INTRUDER

As Hollywood grinds down its stars, this movie chips away at your sanity.

By : January 19, 2012
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THE IRON LADY

Meryl Wants a Fucking Oscar

By : January 16, 2012
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CARNAGE

Who you callin’ civilized?

By : January 14, 2012
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PARADISE LOST 3: PURGATORY

This is why innocence must be assumed unless there is damn good reason to the contrary.

By : January 13, 2012
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IMPULSE

William Shatner Raping and Killing in a Butterfly Collar

By : January 11, 2012
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DEEP SPACE NINE: PART 1, SISKO, MADNESS AND THE FERENGI

But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills.

By : January 1, 2012