• Den of Thieves
  • Darkest Hour
  • NFL Championship Weekend: What Can Cheeto Do Next Edition
  • Molly’s Game
  • NFL Wildcard Weekend: Lifebuoy For The Commander In Chief Edition
Den of Thieves Darkest Hour NFL Championship Weekend: What Can Cheeto Do Next Edition Molly’s Game NFL Wildcard Weekend: Lifebuoy For The Commander In Chief Edition

Den of Thieves

I did not see that coming. Raise your hand if you get super excited when you first hear about a new Gerard Butler movie. Anyone? No? Okay, raise your hand if you loved 300 and forgave Butler for doing bad rom-coms like The Ugly Truth and The Bounty Hunter. Still nothing, huh? How about this […]

Darkest Hour

Winston Churchill characterized the antithesis of university students the world over, and also succeeded in making a series of intelligent decisions whilst drunk. The film captured the crushing pressure borne by Churchill at a time when Britain seemed small and alone in the face of a military supremacy never-before encountered in history. At times, though, […]

NFL Championship Weekend: What Can Cheeto Do Next Edition

Who is Stormy Daniels? Note that this is a genuine question, the answer to which will affect my judgment to some degree. So I don’t mean it in a pseudo-philosophical way, like some idiotic Nancy Grace talking head. Nor am I taking the tact of a therapist, like when they say no, really, who is […]

Molly’s Game

Molly Blum was not the wife of the fictional Leopold Blum in the unreadable book Ulysses, but a real-life Olympic skier. She was also a daddy-baiting, Freud-hating, and impossibly gorgeous savant with a strange, situational ethics moral compass. Instead of pursuing a career in law or another high-paying discipline, she decided to stick it to […]

NFL Wildcard Weekend: Lifebuoy For The Commander In Chief Edition

Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are. Saturday and Sunday bring us the divisional rounds, the first playoff games where everyone starts watching. Typically, anyway. The general idea is that these games feature the teams most likely to play in February, so the casuals come out of the woodwork. Unfortunately, so too do the bandwagon […]

Informative Documentaries to Help You Understand Bitcoin

Bitcoin Documentaries Documentary films are an excellent blend of entertainment and information, and filmmakers are drawn to digital currency and their documentaries can provide insight into understanding how cryptocurrency work as well as the impact on individuals and society. The main theme all the documentaries on this list share is that Bitcoin is actually real […]

The Commuter

Like Murder on the Orient Express, but not. Happy 2018 everybody. As we welcome in 2018, I’m hoping to spend a lot of executive time in my shithole. If you were wishing for 2018 to be a fresh start, keep on wishing everybody. On behalf of all non-deplorable Americans, I apologize to Haiti, El Salvador, […]

Betting Big: The Best Blackjack Movie Scenes

Whilst there is no real consensus on the true origins of Blackjack, most experts agree that the game originated as Vingt-et-Un (which conveniently translates to 21)in French casinos sometime during the 18th century. Blackjack remains one of the most popular casino games to this day due to its fast-paced nature and relatively simple concept in […]

From The Mailbag: Reviews of 2017 films not reviewed by Ruthless Reviews

[Editor’s Note: As I pointed out last year, we love to get mail from our readers. We especially love hate mail and whiny mewlings (I WILL BE MAKING A FORMAL COMPLAINT!) when one of our reviewers scathes a shitty movie. Occasionally we get good, coherent and useful feedback. Here is a belated response from one […]

The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names

  Aholes, Boobies, & Cocks -or- The ABC’s of Animals Who Have Sexist Or Politically Incorrect Names Aholes are silvery fish who live in the Indo-Pacific part of the world (near Hawaii). They spend their days swimming together in schools, but at night they go off to eat by themselves. I guess everyone needs some […]