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Movie Reviews

A Good Day to Die Hard

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Remember when action movies featuring father and son teams used to not suck? Me...

Man Of Steel

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I typically don’t review first run movies as my low IQ combined with years...

G – A Gatsby (2002) Film Review

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The Great Gatsby is the first film adaptation of The Great Gatsby to...

Shithouse Cinema

Ooga Booga: Shithouse Cinema

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If D.W. Griffith had lived to make CHILD'S PLAY...

Pegasus vs Chimera: Shithouse Cinema

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Absolute crap bores absolutely.

Ruthless Classics

TODDLERS AND TIARAS: HONEY BOO BOO CHILD

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What ever happened to America's collective self control?

TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 1

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That wasn't in the books at all. From what I understand, Stephanie Meyer wrote that Jacob stuck his dick...

THE MISUNDERSTOOD – ICEMAN

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We are all gay for Iceman over here.

FERRIS BUELLER: PSYCHOPATH

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I'd been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again....

ROCKY IV – THE MISUNDERSTOOD: IVAN DRAGO

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History has not given Ivan Drago a fair shake. Not even close.

COMMANDO

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More than you could possibly imagine. I mean all the crap about Arnold being Der Gropin'fuhrer was just a...

Current Rants

Skymall’s Top 20 Worst Products

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Here in America, we have a law that states there has to be at...

Pictures From The Protests in Istanbul, Turkey

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A first hand report on the anti-american commumuslim threat from the swarthy hordes.

The Door’s Ray Manzarek: Eulogy for an Organ Player

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Ray Manzarek is dead, 74 years ain’t bad, but cancer…I’m sorry that’s how he...

How To Deal With Conservative/Paranoid Facebook Friends

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Facebook is pretty much the Gettysburg of the internet culture war. It’s the epicenter...

The 10 Most Ridiculous 90s Hip Hop Album Covers In L. Ron Mexico’s CD Collection

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That's right, these are the College Boyz and they came to say / they...

IDIOTS OF THE POKER ROOM PART 4

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Casinos fuck their customers over like few other businesses. I think it goes...