Team Ruthless
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Erich Schulte is the site’s co-founder and Editor In Chief. He is able to accomplish the rare feat of running a website without a functioning computer, legal residence, or working knowledge of the English language. Inexplicably, he met his hot Brazilian wife through Ruthless. We hate and resent him, but on the bright side, his liver will give out any day now.
Matt Cale is the site’s Senior Critic and chief misanthrope. The backbone of the site and by far its most prolific writer, he is just as prepared to discuss the finer points of Bergman’s oeuvre as he is to discuss the McDonald’s Dollar Menu or why hating Mexicans actually makes him a liberal. He is a true scholar, a man of the world with copious amounts of experience in every human endeavor except for consensual sex or physical activity of any kind.
Mike has 4 skills in life- drinking, reviewing black metal, being unemployed, and general uselessness. He writes about 2 pieces a year, but they are invariably our most popular because our readership is comprised of 17-year-old Scandinavian virgins, by which we mean 28-year-old Scandinavian virgins.
Contributors:
Alex is an actual medical doctor. Really. At a hospital and everything. We don’t know what he’s doing here, but he writes good reviews.
Chester is an ex-con from the state of cornfields and methamphetamines. This is the part where we’d insult him, but he can beat the shit out of any of us.
Wax’s output is unfortunately Von Hobartian in frequency, but unlike Hobart, he actually has a life, a job, and responsibilities, so we’ll give him a pass. Also, we need someone who isn’t white.
An actual working journalist, he uses Ruthless because real publications don’t have any interest in 50,000-word essays on Bud Selig.
Jonny was the site’s co-founder and helped carry the place in the early years. There was a falling-out with Erich and he left the site for good, but a lot of his reviews live on. He has moved on to a successful career writing about cars. Look him up.